Does anyone have any friendly disses against Auburn? (the football team)?

I put a picture of a tiger on my facebook, and one of my friends commented, "That tiger looks a lot like the mascot for Auburn." I am a HUGE oregon duck fan, and was rooting for them at the BCS championship. Even though the ducks lost, i want to give a friendly diss to my beloved friend, and i can't come up with one that actually is nice. This is where you come in...